Tuesday, 6 May 2008

What I Want!

You know what I really want? I want an iPhone. Anne has a Nokia 95 with 8Gb memory which is a really good phone and costs about 20,000 baht but I think the iPhone is better because the screen is bigger and you can download music videos onto it. It is about the same price. There is only one way that I can get 20,000 baht. I will have to go with farangs. If I can get 3,000 from each farang then I will have to go with seven farangs. Seven. Really that is quite a lot because I have only been with five men in my whole life and I am twenty six years old. And of the five two were men from Gullivers.

If I go with seven more farangs then I will have been with twelve men and nine of them will have been farangs. Really I don’t think that what I do with the farangs is making love. It is work, that is all. The work is having sex with them. They want sex and I sell it to them and I do not think there is anything wrong with that.

I am only doing this because I do not have enough money. Most people in Thailand do not have enough money because the rich people keep it for themselves. In Thailand the rich people are very rich and the poor people are very poor. It is hard for poor people in Thailand just now because everything is getting more expensive. Rice is getting more expensive every day and so is petrol. I do not have a car or a motorcycle but everyone who does says that it is not fair that petrol is so expensive.

I am lucky that my job in the fashion industry pays me some money but it only gives me enough to pay for my room and my food and to send some money to my mother every month. If I want nice things I have to go with farangs. That is okay. Really I do not mind. But I will have to wait for the weekend because that’s when Anne goes out and I do not want to go out on my own.

You know what else I want? I want a Dolce and Gabbana bag. A real one, not a copy. And I want a Dolce and Gabbana watch. They make really good watches. Anne says that she is saving for a Rolex but I don’t want a Rolex, I want a Dolce and Gabbana.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

20,000B for a phone?!

I make around 1,000,000B a month and my phone cost 1,500B. You should learn to save your money.

And what is it with Rolexes and Thais? You do know that there are better watches, right?

Anonymous said...

Be careful with your iPhone. There are many rumors that Apple will have a new iPhone in one or two months. Maybe it is better if you wait a little bit.

Anonymous said...

If you really are who you say you are, and not some practical joker, you have really confirmed all the worst stereotypes about Thai girls. How superficial! How stupid! How immature! You want to make 20K so you can spend it on a phone?! There are people in Thailand who would take several months to earn that much money. You could be investing the money you earn by screwing farangs to ensure you have a comfortable retirement. Most farangs won't even look at you past about 30!

On another topic, you may call me a cheap Charlie, but (in Pattaya) I have no trouble getting beautiful women to spend all night with me for 1000 baht. Sometimes the problem is getting rid of them the next day.

Top Secret! said...

You are so lucky to have beautful women sleeping with you for 1000 baht. Do you think they sleep with you because they like you or because you give them money? Here is an experiment. Next time you are in Pattaya do not give them any money at all and see if they still go with you! You have to understand that to a Thai person, 1000 baht is a lot of money. More than a teacher or a nurse or a policeman gets in one day.

Anonymous said...

Hello. Me again. Well I think there is some of each. A couple of bargirls (one called Oy, btw) have done a pretty good impression of being in love with me, e.g. blowing away paying clients to spend unpaid time with me, and, yes, even offering to have sex with me for nothing.

The trouble with free sex, however, is the girl then seems to think she has the right to come beating my door down and scaring the shit out of some other girl just because I'm being "unfaithful". So, unless I really consider the girl a serious candidate for a full-on relationship, I prefer commercial sex, knowing that the money is next to nothing to me and quite a bit to the girl. So we're both happy.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I shouldn't have allowed myself to be sidetracked by your attempts to turn it into a discussion about my desirability or otherwise. Of course the girls want me for my money, and that is precisely the point: if they sleep for me for 1000 baht, they will sleep with an English teacher for 1000 baht, even if he does have an exploding name.

The point is that your prices are probably not sustainable, or at best rely on a continuing supply of gullible punters. Even 1000 baht a night is far too much for a starfish. If you can get more, good luck to you, but don't expect guys who've been there before to pay 3000 for a short time, even if they are rich.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit! I think your brain must be the same size as a peanut!!!! Sorry I have to say that...